crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

Almost-infinite

Having such a great number, that it seems paradoxically infinite; seemingly-infinite, although one knows that it is not

Just think about it...with the money we make from this deal, the possibilities are almost-infinite.

by Shadowulf1 September 25, 2010

almost sex

An act of sexual encounters where the male and female give each other pleasure by masturbating one another. Which keeps the females hymen intact. I guess.

Yo i had the best almost sex ever

Wtf u talkin bout

She beat me off bro, that shit felt good as hell

Bruhh

by blbbrown0927 December 13, 2014

Almond joy arms

The outcome of a relatively skinny person going to the gym and only using the bicep machine, causing their arms to resemble an almond joy.

Joe; "Is it just me or does Colby have almond joy arms?"
Dylan; "I think he's been hitting the bicep machine a bit too hard."

by JH82 November 20, 2017

alfonci

COOL AND HOLY

GOD OF MEMEZZZZZ
ALL OF HAPPINESS CAME FROM HIM

Alfonci made her life changed

by ClareFonci10897 May 18, 2018

alfonsine

A beutiful, amazing girl, she is Intelligent, and can tell when she is being lied to.

1. Fights for friends
2. Never gives up.
3. Usually has dark hair.
4. If you mess with her friends, you mess with her.
5. If you mess with her, she will make your life miserable.

Sentence: Alfonsine is amazingly beutiful, and fun to hand around.

by Sparkling cupcake May 20, 2018

Alfons

Best person in the world:)
THE G.O.A.T

ALFONS ÄR BÄST

by oboyxd March 31, 2020