Achieve Linear Feces

To get your shit straight

Dude you need to achieve linear feces

by RaversFantasy357 July 27, 2008

Achilles tendon

A tendon in your foot right above your ankle.
Vital nerve for moving your foot and standing

If you sever your achilles tendons, you won't be able to stand

by Dr. McFeces December 25, 2011

Ball Ache

When things are a whole lot of hassle and not much fun this is the feeling you get in your balls (scrotum). Females also feel this even though they have no balls.

It is an analogy, please seek medical advice if you have real pain or soreness in your ball bags, as you may have an STD.

That would be a double ball ache.

Its a real ball ache having to do the washing up.

by Chandrika Gauranga Dasi September 1, 2006

head ache

when your head hurts

i drank to much last night and woke up with a head ache

by AjuntaPall August 2, 2006

achievement sex list

A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.

Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."

by westfalia December 23, 2009

Achilles Toe

A sore toe, generally an ingrown toenail, which is a huge weakness to the owner. In any fight, if someone steps on your Achilles Toe, you've lost.

I had A stub in the dark last night, so now I can't let anyone know about my Achilles Toe.

by Fred Invisible October 24, 2010

cummy ache

a stomach ache that a girl gets after she swallows cum

"I have the worst cummy ache after blowing Johnny like 10 minutes ago"

by The One and Only Jam Masta J December 15, 2008