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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
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muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it
That bitch's muff melon made me gag.
by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010
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Doggo melon

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.
Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus
by Abby sus March 7, 2022
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melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.
by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023
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Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.
Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?
by Eatmyfoot20 September 13, 2021
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fat melon

fat melon is a word used to describe a big girl on Omegle, preferably with the name of Zahra.
Omegle Guy: Hey what’s your name?

Big gal: Oh, it’s Zahra.

Omegle Guy: Oh Translate this, Ya fat melon!
by FatMelon January 31, 2021
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melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs
Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.
by daddiedenim October 30, 2018
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