August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021

March 9th

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

March 9th

The day the hottest, coolest, funniest, most creative, and most talented mf was born

Yo its March 9th, the day my bestie was born!

Oh shit the love of my life is born on March 9th thats crazy 🥵

by zoeedoten November 23, 2021

December 9th

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

December 9th

ViVi's birthday

"Oh my gosh! It's ViVi from LOONA's birthday, December 9th

by Stan LOONA!!! January 21, 2022

December 9th

National beat up Lazar day.

Lazar is an annoying nipple biter.
Only kids who go to a certain school can participate in this.

Dude do you hear it's December 9th.

by Waxks December 8, 2021