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southern champagne 

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

southern generosity 

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic. An attitude usual found in people in the Southern part of the United States such as Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida.
Those strangers from Miami that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern generosity.
southern generosity by GoodOleBoy September 5, 2016

southern thunder 

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.
Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.
southern thunder by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.
It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

Southern California Goodbye 

A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.

The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.

southern comfort exorcism 

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever
-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!