Y.B.S.M.

Young Black Successful Man

Person 1: I'm a Y.B.S.M.

Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: A Young Black Successful Man
Person 2: That's amazing!

by Y.B.S.M. November 30, 2014

S & M bar

Stand & Model Bar.
1. Sarcastic gay term for a bar inwhich the patrons primary concern is finding a wall with the most dramatic lighting only to pose, sip a drink, all while trying to exude a "look" of mystery and boredom.
2. A bar patronized by "plastic" homogenized women or men. A crowd with lots of veneer and little intellectual substance.

Kevin and I went to that new martini bar in boystown, it was purely an S & M bar, no one wanted to talk or have fun. It was all about pecs, hair product, concealer, and overpriced t-shirt from Bloomingdales.

by Mkweave October 10, 2006

s & m

1. Metallica Album that has their most famous songs accompanied with an orchestra.

Master of Puppets is good on S & M, but they tuned it a fucking half-step down...

by squash lemming April 19, 2006

Y.B.S.M.

Your Boobs Squirt Milk

person 1: 'OH my gad, Y.B.S.M.'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1: 'Your top.. there's a white liquid on it..'
person 2: 'Oh. yeah my breasts tend to squirt milk..'
person 1: 'eww.'

by 10-year-olds May 16, 2008

s.m.h.i.n.

Suck my hair infested nip
(Just used as a joke, not in a rude way)

Tommy: LOL you're so weird...but I love you!
Sarah: LOL s.m.h.i.n.
Tommy: What does that mean?
Sarah: Suck my hair infested nip...lol its just something funny we say
Tommy: Lol I think I'll start saying that!

by nip3795 December 5, 2012

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Sex, masturbation, anal, rectal, tits. It's a machine used for self-pleasure. Mass production of the S.M.A.R.T. began in the early 2000s, and still continues today.

Hey, look at that guy using his new S.M.A.R.T. !

by David Lenins September 8, 2007