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Y.B.S.M. 

person 1: 'OH my gad, Y.B.S.M.'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1: 'Your top.. there's a white liquid on it..'
person 2: 'Oh. yeah my breasts tend to squirt milk..'
person 1: 'eww.'
Y.B.S.M. by 10-year-olds May 16, 2008

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back
me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

P.Y.B.M.S.T 

Pretty,Young, Black, Melanated And Sexyyyy Thang.
P.Y.B.M.S.T- Look At That Pretty Young Black Melanated And Sexyyyy Thang Over There A Person Is Pretty Young And Black And Melanated And Sexy Thang And They Melanated Skin Shines The Room And Make The Haters Mad And Jealous And Pressed

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b