Pumped

To have been penetrated by someone

(Used in the UK)

“I pumped your mum last night, it was so good”

by Baygoners March 25, 2026

Pumpkin Cruncher

Slur used to mock people and the thick accents of those from Somerset, Dorset, Devon and other similiar agrarian outbacks in southwest England.

Gerthed: " Ooo arp go on yer shahger lezzer knos whats you playins at bab.
Clive Austint: Mandem a Pumpkin Cruncher.

by pumpkincruncher1987 May 16, 2025

Pumpkin Empire

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.

Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"

by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

Pump gas

It is usually used in rap to describe the action To shoot at someone without hesitation

I Ain't ever lacking I pump gas with my gun out

by ♤ Spade June 1, 2025

Pumpernickel Creamsurprise

When you ejaculate large amounts of cum constantly inside of a yeast-infected-woman's vagina (or anus), to the point where cum rushes out of her vagina (or anus) and you use said cum, mixed with the yeast, to make a creamy, odorous pumpernickel bread that goes under the title "Pumpernickel Creamsurprise"

"My friend John and his girlfriend gave me a loaf of bread called a Pumpernickel Creamsurprise, I can't wait to try it!"

by poopybootycoolyfooly June 11, 2025

Pumpernickel Fucker

A man who fucks pumpernickels.

“You’re such a pumpernickel fucker!”
“What the fuck are you talking about.”

by thisisaname7 June 13, 2025

Pumperkraut

A sandwich theoretically created by an alternate-universe Sheetz gas station chain, consisting of real Amish bratwurst, pumpernickel bread, and tangy sauerkraut (optional melted cheese). Part of the MTO (Made To Order) sandwich lineup launched by alternate-universe Sheetz in 2023, the Pumperkraut quickly became South Central Pennsylvania’s favorite Sheetz MTO sandwich of all time.

“Dude, rumsprigen is so cool, I’m so stoned”
“That’s real. Let’s hit up Sheetz for a coupla Pumperkrauts.”

by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025