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Real Pie

A pastry with tin pie pan underneath
I almost choked eating the metal under my real pie
by NLG101 November 24, 2017
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Rayner Pie

A woman that gets railed by a man named Kian the hot stud Hayes and can overpower any woman with his monstrous girthy cock
Kian indulged the woman he brought home with some Rayner Pie
by Rayner Pie Maker February 28, 2023
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Pie

it’s cold outside but in a pie kind of way”
by ducks_are_c00l October 15, 2023
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Cutie pie

Bratty acting and smart aleck. A person who is humorous or clever but in a bratty manner or obnoxious way; cute.
President Trump scolded and called out Jonathan Karl for making a cutie-pie of himself during a press conference.

When I asked my wife if she was hungry and she responded, “Gee! I haven’t eaten all day. One could readily assume that I’m hungry. Do I have to spell that out to you? Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!” I told her, “Woman, you can that cutie pie out or get your own damn food tonight.”
by Tonetare2016 March 30, 2020
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fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.
"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."
by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022
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