Ur mom gay

No u

Ur mom gay is the most devastating insult.if someone says this to you,you might as well jump off a bridge

by r a i n May 23, 2018

Your Mom Gay

This will ultimately end the career of any nigga within a five mile radius. It’s deemed illegal to say in the internet but normies still use it.

Johnny. You suck
Jerl No Johnny, “breath in swiftly” YOUR MOM GAY

by NiggaDick24 February 19, 2018

Ur mom gay

This word was used to defeat Hitler and end slavery for the well being of earth.

Billy: "Tom your a faggot"
Tom: "no u"
Billy: "ur daddy lesbian"
Tom: "your mom gay"
*Billy's family suddenly dies and he has an instant stroke and fucking dies*

by That loki main June 14, 2018

Your mom is green

"Mak ko hijau" is basically a phrase in Malay which is "Emak engkau hijau". In English, its literally means " Your mother is green". The origin of this phrase was from a video that went viral in Malaysia about two kids were insults each other in a fight. One of the kid want to insult but spontaneously said "Mak ko hijau". The reason it became viral at that time because it is funny. Have you ever heard when some guys or kids mouth fighting each other and suddenly said your mom is green? After it went viral, that is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other "mak ko hijau". It has never been a cursed words but more like trolling. But when the foreigners talk bad about Malaysia, they gonna get flood of comments saying "your mom is green".

John : *cursed
Will : Your mom is green
John : *blurr
Will : Lol

by Xvier September 18, 2020

ur mom gay

The first level of ur mom gay insults.

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sisters a mister
ur brothers actually ur mother
ur granny tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur crematorium a sematorium
ur ancestors incestors
ur family tree LGBT

george: ur mom gay
joe: ur dad lesbian
and so on and so forth lmao i aint gonna write that all over again.

by stopit_getsomehelp June 3, 2018

pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

by bria2swaggy May 26, 2021

Devout Christian Mom

A Devout Christian Mom (DCM) is like my mom. She's the kind of mom who tries to control every aspect of her kid's lives in fear of her religion. She won't admit she fears religion, but inside she probably does. She believes anyone who is gay, believes in evolution, or thinks we should deal with climate change is a Satanist. If you're her kid, you're screwed. She thinks spanking kids only serves to make them strong and brave. She'd prefer to give a kid a shitty religious education rather than a public school education because, "God said so", or whatever she believes.

Normal kid: "Aw crap, I tripped!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Did you just say CRAP!?"
Kid: "Well, yeah..."
*Kid gets sentenced to being spanked ten times every other day*

Kid: "I can't take this! I WANT TO KILL MYSELF!"
Devout Christian Mom: "WHAT!? Come on, we're going to have you talk to the pastor. You have been playing those violent video games again!"
Kid: "We don't even have violent video games in our house!"
Devout Christian Mom: "Are you saying that I'm a fool!? More spankin's!"
*Kids gets even more depressed and hateful, and eventually kills himself*

Devout Christian Mom: "WHY DID THE DEVIL HAVE TO MAKE MY BABY LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC!? Oh Ronald Reagan, PLEASE BRING MY BABY BACK!"

Reagan's ghost: "Shut up lady. My only advice for you is to get yourself spayed."

Devout Christian Mom: "Birth Control is evil! How dare you. You aren't the real Ronald Reagan, you're SATAN!"

Reagan's ghost: *Floats away in frustration*

by Mr. big E. March 23, 2019