ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

by anonymous March 7, 2022

ur dad lesbian

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

by anonymous March 7, 2022

dad

your dad left you

ur dad is gay

by kianwebb28 May 16, 2021

My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

Dad Grab

When you are cruising in a car and you are enjoying a snack in the back seat and your dad reaches around for a handful of your snack, expecting you to share.

On a family road trip I open a bag of chips, then from the front seat comes the dad grab! I was nice and shared!!!!

by anonymous May 22, 2021

Your dad

Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂

Your dad is gone

by MrSandwicher May 28, 2021

D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.

We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.

by KT77 May 29, 2021