D1 Dad

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.
We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.
by KT77 May 29, 2021
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Switching Tracts

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.
It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!
by KT77 December 20, 2019
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