Definitions by KT77

D1 Dad 

A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.

We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.

D1 Dad by KT77 May 29, 2021

Switching Tracts 

After sex, while trying to pee, the act of waiting to switch from sperm tract to urinary tract.

It took forever last night, I had to stand over the toilet for twenty minutes switching tracts!

Switching Tracts by KT77 December 20, 2019