Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

Retard Juice by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

gina juice 

juice that comes out of a vagina. it comes out when an orgasm is reacehd, brought on by sexual activities. it is also known as cum.

jim: oh my god! OH MY GOD!
slut: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! TAKE IT OUT! HERE IT COMES!
{slut sprays gina juice all over jim's face}
jim: oh shit! that is some sick ass shit! IM ABOUT TO JIZZ! ARGHHH!!!
{jim jizzes all over slut's face}

gina juice by dikey jane July 18, 2005

Joker Juice 

Also know as Joker Jooce or even Joker Jooece, this concoction is rumored to have been seen in the realms of Magic Mountain. Only a fable, yet able to draw hundreds into its cult status.

Me: "What you sell?"
Attendant: "Freshers Frozen Lemonade"
Me: "Got anything harder?"
Attendant: "There ain't nuthin harder."
Me: "Joker Jooece?"
Attendant: "There ain't no such thing! Now get the Hell outta here!"

Joker Juice by UberMeng July 31, 2003

gloom juice

slang term for mans semen.

DAMMIT! I just shot ma gloom juice all over the avon catalouge. My mum is gonna be spewing!

gloom juice by timmy spoonguard December 18, 2003

Lincoln juice 

A large cup of coffee, typically from Starbucks or other premium coffee shop, costing nearly five dollars. Named for the portrait of Lincoln that is spent to acquire the product.

Before we leave, I need to stop off for a Lincoln juice.

Lincoln juice by Mark Gosson May 4, 2007

plant juice 

A morbid healthy liquid that one drinks.

Tastes like a morbid mixture of salsa, peanut butter, and canned cranberries.

Has the tendency to make one morbid/drousy/lazy/drunk/fly/hallucinate/high



morbid

A morbid state of the juices of a plant, or in this case, plant juice

plant juice by Garephanie February 5, 2009

Rebel Juice 

A concoction of 30 cans of Keystone Light, a fifth of cheap vodka, four pink lemon-aid concentrates, a bag of ice, and an optional pint of ever clear. The mixture is put into a cleaned out cooler and served like jungle juice.

I've been peeing out of my butt all day because I got schleezeboinked off Rebel Juice last night.

Rebel Juice by Shiver Me Timbers August 24, 2009