I'm down 

short for "I'm down with that", meaning, "I am in agreeance with the current topic of discussion."

"So Mad Dog, you want to go throw rocks at a man?"
"I'm down."

I'm down by Mikey McNasty November 11, 2003

I'll fuck with that

A phrase meaning you will do something that is in question.

friend: you want to get some food?

you: yeah I'll fuck with that.

I'll fuck with that by Raptors10823 October 25, 2008

I'll Alert The Media 

A sarcastic remark saying you don't care. Usually said after someone says something incredibly stupid or random. It originated from the movie "Arthur" where Arthur tells his valet, Hobson, he's going to take a bath. Hobson, not caring, says "I'll alert the media."

Arthur: Hobson
Hobson: Yes, Arthur
Arthur: You know what I think I'm going to do?
Hobson: What, Arthur
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath
Hobson: I'll alert the media...

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Girlfriend: OMG!! Jenny had the cutest top on today!
Boyfriend: Uh huh...
Girlfriend: I want that damn top! Like...oh my God!
Boyfriend: Mhm...

Girlfriend hits her hand on something

Girlfriend: Ow!! I broke a nail!
Boyfriend: I'll alert the media...

I'll Alert The Media by urbansavage96 February 24, 2010

i'm home alone 

Come over. I'm horny.

Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.

i'm home alone by tiktakt0k December 2, 2014

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

i'm picking up what you're putting down

Telling someone you understand what they are talking about.

George: After you wash the car you need to feed the dog and take out the cat.

Bill: Ok George, I'm picking up what you're putting down!

i'm picking up what you're putting down by PirateEyeZ May 21, 2008

I love you text 

The 'I love you text' craze was inspired by the greatest website on the planet, MyLifeIsAverage. MLIA-ers around the world have been inspired to send texts to random numbers simply stating, "I love you." Genius.

The original MLIA post that began the I love you text craze: "Today I got so bored that I text "I love you" to a random number to freak someone out. I was sent a reply message saying "I love you too". I felt beaten at my own game. MLIA."

I love you text by imaverage August 5, 2009