i went to Sweden

i just lied

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

by louistomlinsonismyhusband December 16, 2020

I can count

I can count two words

My final two words are I CAN COUNT

by i give up on finding a name January 7, 2021

i hat you

to put a hat on someone

jolene says "i hat you faisal"

by jorge6969 March 2, 2021

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021

I pull up

To confront, come over, return, or come back.

“Let’s pull up on these fools.”
“When I’m done I pull up”

by Trentism May 9, 2021

i hate girls

this girl gets in my head to much man they are so annoying cause i love them but they hate me

i hate girls cause they are hoes and won’t like me back

by i hate girls May 16, 2021

And I took that personally

To be offended or upset by what someone says or does.

*Some nba player decides to trash talk Michael Jordan*

MJ: “And I took that personally“

by DiegoTheGoat July 11, 2022