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Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.
Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”
by Orangbutane May 6, 2018
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
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Happy Death Day

A 2017 movie about a young woman who wakes up on her birthday and gets stuck in a timeloop where she is repeatedly murdered by an unknown person and wakes up, being full aware that the day is repeating itself over and over. In order to escape the timeloop, she must figure out who killed her and reverse the roles of killer and victim. But it's not going to be as easy as it seems.
Happy Death Day was quite well-received. A sequel soon followed, and a third movie is in the works.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021
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slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021
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happy birthday abir

If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei ♥
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
by Mr Ani February 18, 2023
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happy

What 90% of emo's aren't or people on here
im not happy

bitch nobody is
by Sadly mad February 20, 2021
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