hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023

rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

license check

When you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip" you say "License check".

License check - when you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip"

by Osoevilkid May 30, 2023

Five Check

The male version of a Bitch slap.

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.

by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023

age check

A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.

“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
“Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*

by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023

dairy checking

Dairy checking, a popular saying in New Zealand denoting the situation whereby one needs to go to multiple dairy’s to find what they want. Akin to checking in with lots of people to see their availability. Similar to to diary checking.

I’m going to have to go dairy checking to sort this out.

by Chunkle June 20, 2023

coop check

Checking wallet keys and phone front back left and right.

“Hold up, coop check…” *pat, pat, pat, pat*

by The tungsten gentleman June 25, 2023