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Uber Tits is when a girl with saggy boobs is on top and her titties fall directly into your mouth you don't have to go to them they go to you like Uber Eats but for titties, Uber Tits.
Monica is a dope fuck, she has the Uber Tits...
by Potatofaceman May 28, 2020
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Pit Tits

Large, bulbous fatty deposits just below the shoulder and armpit area. Usually (but not exclusively) located on a person's back.
Darla is a whole lotta woman. I gave her a hug and found myself with a coupla handfuls of pit tits.
by puswami July 7, 2012
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Stick a tit in it

Function: verb
Origin: from put a sock in it
Date: september 2008
1. Roughly translated means "shut-up" or stop talking,
But was tweeked to through a subtle blow at someone's immature attitude.
2.Used to encourage someone to stop whining like a little baby.

Bonus!: If someone's whinning like or acting like a pussy, you could also tell them to put a tampax up it.
Person A: I don't want to walk all the way back to the car; it's too far
Person B: It's two blocks
Person A: I don't care; it's too far; my feet hurt.
Person B: Oh, stick a tit in it!
by J. L. Fields January 20, 2009
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Tit shirt

A T shirt that has a pair of tits printed on it.
Dig Kathy in that tit shirt.
by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009
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Tits Up

Chillin. BIG chillin. Relaxing. Coolin. UNBOTHERED.
I’m so tits up that I can’t find my neck right now.
by Titsupnoneck August 25, 2019
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Grace's tits

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Grace's tits
by Hatemyself22 July 20, 2016
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monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.
"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...
by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008
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