potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises

man i have that potatoe

by Mesicmania October 24, 2019

Potato

The most random word in ever.

Person 1: Say something completely random
Person 2: Potato!

by Senko-San Simp December 9, 2020

Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Urban Potato

A phrase that means a living potato who lives in a urban neighborhood.

WOW! That is an urban potato!

by ColeiousSucks69420 June 1, 2021

Potato Soup

Very chunky and thick vomit, only found inside of a sink.

"Yeah dude there was a lot of Potato Soup coming out of me yesterday night."

by ShrunkFrog November 14, 2022

Tram potato

The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.

– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.

by not-potato October 7, 2021

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022