Metal Penis

What I got last night when I looked at you mom.

"Dude, last night I was looking at you mom, and I got a Metal Penis!"

by Pain June 21, 2012

chode penis

A thick small penis

Sean has a chode penis,and the girls dont like it.

by owen_€£ April 28, 2014

penis poppers

sex toys similar to the small rubber "poppers" popular at arcades and roller-skating rinks, used to stimulat a man's penis by popping the half-sphere shape on the head of the penis.

Julie: Damn, Matt wanted me to use the penis poppers on him all night long!

by Sioned November 16, 2006

Penis Stuffing

The act of shoving small rod shaped objects like q-tips or fingers into the urethral opening for sexual pleasure.

She was in a kinky mood and wanted to try penis stuffing. It hurt like hell!

by TheTaoOfBill December 19, 2008

Penis Head

Tom Plummers face

Guy 1: "Hey that looks like a penis on a mans head, is that a Penis Head?"

Guy 2: "Nah that's just Tom plummer"

by Jones123454321 October 28, 2013

Penis-Centric

The mode in which most men seem to operate, particularly in the last 10 years or so with the explosion in easy-access porn and it's influence on real life.

Guy - I hate work - can't keep my mind on it. I'd much rather be looking at internet porn and fucking a succession of ho's, with maybe short breaks for alcohol and Big Mac's.

(Junk for the brain and junk for the body. Over-indulgence will make you sick.)

by Missy M September 5, 2005

penis monster

a little, green penis shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (This is only in visible form.) He is also known as Bob the Invisible Penis Monster.

Aaahhh! The Penis Monster is going to attack me!!!

by LauReNiZzLe March 16, 2005