Mads

Gods Gift Mads is always the sexiest in the room every time he opens his mouth its like hearing God speak we should all get ourselves a Mads

Oh look Its Mads he's so hot

I can't wait to hear Mads's presentation later his words are beautiful

by Some Handsome Man October 8, 2021

Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.

Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.

by Kill your god November 19, 2010

mad wiper

A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.

Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.

Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

mad bumps

songs that are required with a great and loud sounding bass. (Mostly rap)

Break up - Mario ft. Gucci Mane is a song that would fit into the category of mad bumps

by DDP3 August 6, 2009

Mads

A very handsome guy with a beautiful smile who is amazing in bed

Mads is such a great, talented, loyal, passionate person, i would let it bang for him any day

by Sinov November 23, 2021

Mads

Mads is someone who struggles to find the positives, yet is positive around people almost all the time. They love to hang out with people, as it makes them feel comfortable and not alone. Find a Mads, because when they're around you, they'll brighten your day. Just check in on them.

"Hey, what's up, Mads? It's been so long since we've hung out!"

by maddoxharaddox June 24, 2023