Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

doughnut dick

When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off

Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick

by digitaldwarf March 5, 2017

tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

Phet dick

When a male has taken a certain amount of amphetamines, his penis decides to shrivel up like a salted slug.

Woman: why is your dick so small?
Man: Phet dick!

Woman: Looks like a button mushroom....

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018