Pull a Boner

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)

Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.

by Kurt Barlow February 28, 2010

psi-boner

n. A psychological boner. Being extremely excited about something.

Watching the preview for Matrix Reloaded gave me a psi-boner, that movie is going to be so level5.

by Billy Roastbeef May 27, 2006

Belt Boner

when a male is wearing a belt,and his pants get pushed up, giving the apperance of a boner, giving the wrong impression to ppl

dude pull ur shirt down, you got a belt boner and tht ugly girl thinks you like her

by Shiver569 April 6, 2009

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009

Donkey Boner Flu

A very rare flu

Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners

You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.

Jeff: I have a bad case of donkey boner flu.

John: I can tell...

by Huava June 17, 2009

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010