April 20th

April 20th is national “show your boyfriend your boobs” day

BF - “show me your boobs!”
Gf- “why??”
BF- “look at the day!”
Gf- “April 20th?? Fine!”

by gomper April 20, 2024

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023

april 16

NATIONAL GIVE YOUR CRUSH CANDY DAY‼️

you: oh my gosh diddly darn its april 16 i need to go give her some candy!!!!

by theworldrevolvesaroundmesigma April 15, 2024

April 11th

April 11th is the day you send nudes to anyone who asks!

Hey it’s April 11th, send me nudes!

by Urban man guy dude April 11, 2022

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020