War Thunder

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The act of leaking sensitive or classified documentation on military equipment, technologies, or general intel online.

Usually an attempt to win an argument online when somone's favorite vehicle or weapons system isn't represented "well enough" in their shitty MMO.

Other times it's a move pulled by larpers online who think it will make themselves look cool.

(Insert user here) has been banned from (Insert discord server name here) for the following offenses: Posting F-16 documentaion marked with "NOFORN" in #memes

User: The hell did (banned user) go?

Moderator: To the forums probably. Dumbass was caught doing a War Thunder, so we had to ban his ass.

by Stupid Idiot Wyvern. November 18, 2023

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war-torn

Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.

When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.

by Cold Roll November 7, 2018

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Great War of Olly Bolly

The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.

“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”

“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”

by squishavacado January 3, 2022

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