thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore

Your father is a thick dad.

by Monarcas June 14, 2018

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Olivers' Dad

Poof gone lol

Joe: Hey isnt Olivers' Dad at the shop

Oli: fuck you

by peenwa March 6, 2020

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someone who leaves you for porn hub

my dad left me for porn

by this scrodum April 3, 2019

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Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020

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Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be

Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too

by Newdad January 5, 2019

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