purple headed puffer fish

Raging hard on stuck in a cock ring

Get the ring cutter I have a purple headed puffer fish.

by crazymallardman December 30, 2015

purple screamer

When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm

Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!

by The name is D January 26, 2016

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.

Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm

by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016

Purple

A code word for hooking up. It can range in severity from a light kiss to full on sex.

"Oh shit did you hear that Myers purpled again last night?"

"Shit. That's the third time this week."

by The True Meme Master March 21, 2016

purple flamers

At least as old as late 1970s, it meant a male homosexual who's tastelessly over the top or hyper-faggish to an obnoxious potency, way too brassy and overacting the part of how he sees his own sexual personality, or else he's doing it half unawares, because of some unmet inner needs. A person who hangs out ordinarily with his /her close gay friends will not dig being within earshot or line-of-sight of this type of individual. So it's not an anti-gay thing. It's a Taste thing. period. Many other gay men would ask for long-handled wooden spoons to gag with rather than endure a Liberace clone attack.

Purple flamers might behave in a child-like way deliberately, just to piss you off or hijack your attention to them also in a babyish way.

by 3deep April 6, 2016

purple nickle

In my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag Warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college Cheerleaders of the Pack 10 (Picture 80's cut vaginas and Neon color Fanny Packs, everybody )It was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers butt hole, SO close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it Had to have been from the Cocks's POV. Now maybe it was the way they developed the film, OR maybe the girl who was ATTACHED to this pretty little butt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a THREE HOUR shoot sittin' on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls butt-hole was now, and FOREVER, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an American nickle ( Nickle Guage 😆) Hence i coined the phrase "Purple Nickle "

Beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry Purple Nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .

by Crudeoilinkstain September 14, 2016