Sarah uwu Paulson

What Sarah Paulson’s name should be, since she radiates big uwu energy.

Sarah Paulson is the definition of uwu, she should be renamed Sarah uwu Paulson

by Blvnchett October 28, 2018

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

Pauled

This phenomenon involves investing time into a serious or important conversation with a coworker while your back is turned to him or her, and, while you are still talking to this person, they leave the room unbeknownst to you, leaving you feeling frustrated and foolish. "Paul" comes from the High Norse verbs "Pa": "to vanish into" and "uhl" (later after Visagoth invasions of Northern Europe spelled) "ul": "land of shadows and dust."

Scene: Locus en Munus
Paul: "So, B, how was your weekend?"

B: "Pretty rough, man, my mom died, my wife left with our dog, and then I had to drive to Houston to switch out my Dad's oxygen tank and colostomy bag, and then..." (realizing the room is eerily quiet, B turns to find Paul absent; crestfallen, a single tear rolls down his cheek. He had been pauled yet again).

by Bryan Pope December 11, 2008

palstic

The word screamed when a barrel of monkeys explodes from lack of air and to much fooling around.

Birch yelled "palstic!!!" as he ran away from a hyperventilating bunch of monkeys who where recently released from their barrel

by Imgoingtohellbutatleast theyll havegoodwings September 3, 2007

Paul Dewman

Another word for Pot. Taken from the actor Paul Newman, just switched to Paul "Dew"man

Guy 1-hey is Paul Dewman around?
guy 2- yeah but its 20 bucks to see him

by Hdj February 9, 2008

Paul Bunyaned

The act of shitting on another person, or 'chopping a log' onto someone.

A synonym for cleveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer shit paul bunyan
cleveland s

After Randy passed out from drinking too much Clark got crazy and Paul Bunyaned his drunk ass.

by chuderdick October 16, 2008

Paulburroughs

A mythilogical creature first encountered near 150 B.C. Born in the firey depths of mount doom. He has the head of a savage scorpion and the body of a gerbil. He spread his aura of racist hate throughout the land of middle earth for three centuries. Until one day he was conquered by a galient dwarf night named "media time". He was then forever banished to the land of the interwebs where he continues to write annoying chain emails that threaten of bad luck and impotency.

Oh NO! Run! Its a Paulburroughs!

by Media Time February 3, 2009