uncle bad touch

A creepy tree farmer who thinks he is a doctor and advertises free rectal exams out of his van
I just got back from my rectal exam with your uncle bad touch
by camping buddy June 01, 2017
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fortnite bad lol

fortnite bad lol coming from a 7th gader that es verygood at sed game and toatly has friends that play wth him and that has moi amounts of wis is big old brain and very smart here are my grades

Course Title Current Average Teacher(s)
Lang Arts 7 Rp
7101 / 0801

73.00/ 73 Kathleen McGinley
Spanish 7 Rp
7341 / 0701

63 Mercedes Blanco
Soc St 7 Rp
7401 / 0301

79 Lauren Saviet

Thomas Pushie

Christopher Volk
Science 7 Rp
7501 / 0201

83 Michele Madio

Jacob Lashley
Pre-Algebra 7 Rp
7601 / 0101

79

as you can se i am very smart th rezon game bad is because of the sweats that wana kill me ex ninja tfu and spencer201597 lol the last guy is bad
fortnite bad lol,no u
by luke the kool kid May 31, 2019
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Bad-Behavior Friend

Also known as BBF. Your bad behavior friend lives on the other side of the country and you rarely talk other than by email or text now so you can confide your deepest secrets, desires and transgressions with no shame!

You both are surrounded by people that you hide the true extent of your sickness from and therefore have only each other to let your guard down with.
After a night of dancing, Meg found herself secretly having drunk sex with her best friend's boyfriend. Meg went for lunch the next day with her best-behavior friend Rachel and when Meg recounted her night to Rachel, the sexual elements were removed. But when she texted her bad-behavior friend later all the sweaty details were there!
by AndyHay March 10, 2010
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Bad Bloke Moke

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.
Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"
by James November 14, 2003
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oh thats too bad

what you say in a low voice to sumone that is bitching
bither:my chocolate bar isnt tasty
destroyer:oh thats too bad your already a fatass
by jeff couse March 11, 2004
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To take any situation and then murder all the participants except the protagonist for no reason other than a lust for bloodshed and violence. The protagonist is in no way at fault for murdering, or through action or inaction causing all the other participants to be murdered, maimed or otherwise have harm come to their persons.
Mat: "Gaz why did you just disarm those weak starving villagers and send them through the choke point to fight a squad of well trained battle hardened, armed to the teeth dark elf warriors? Their blood is on your hands"

Gaz: "It's not my fault man, I was just making the best of a bad situation"
by William of the Wet Willie August 13, 2006
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Big Bad Black SS

A Big Bad Black SS is somebody who will do everything possible to avoid a race. Mostly found on the internet talking a big game but, in reality, would rather hide in a parking garage to avoid any possibility of gatting into a race.

Also known to swing from peoples nutsacks
Racer- "Wanna race?"

Big Bad Black SS - "Who me???" "No thanks, I'm too scared to race"
by Shane O Mac March 04, 2008
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