justin bieber

justin bieber is nothing but a dumb guy who lookes sexy, and winks at almost every girl he sees. i mean, he doesn't even write his OWN SONGS. he just pays somebody to write them, sings them and then makes a music video where he acts nice to a girl and then they get kidnapped and t was HIS idea. well, it weren't. it were his managers idea. hullo!! as if its cool. and if somebody read this post and thinks i'm mad, then look at your face in the mirror. bielibers suck. didn't he get ARRESTED?? and didnt he shave himself?? i puked. sooooorry justin, but you suck.
guy 1: isn't that justin bieber tickets you have in your hand??
guy 2: yeah you wanna come to the concert with me??
guy 1: seriously, you like BIEBER??
guy 2: ummm no, im just gonna throw some...tomatoes!!! on him, you know??
guy 1: you'll surely kiss them first.
guy 2: uum well... you wanna come?? he lets the first 5 fans come in to meet him.
guy 1: we must hurry!!
guy 2: pick you up in 20 min :)

guy 1: sure, just have to get my knife
by IKnowPeopleWhenISeeThem April 14, 2019
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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a singer/songwriter who thinks he’s the shit. He thinks he gets all these bitches and he thinks he has a nice shlong but in reality it’s puny. He’s a fugly motherfucker that hates his fans and only wants the fame for the money.
Tanisha: “I heard Justin Bieber on the radio earlier and I wanted to throw up! I hate him so much!”
by Treysgirlfriends July 18, 2022
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justin bunkley

Loves weed, loves Pepsi, loves to ride bikes. Mostly loves to smoke weed
by kawlee210 March 02, 2017
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justin filla

dumb fuckhead that doesn't act his age. stupid ass
justin filla is the most immature person you will ever meet. hell claim your best friends but then will put vinegar in your backpack. stupid fuckhead. his mom and sister is hot.
by monkysex69 February 11, 2020
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Justin Fields

A quarterback who is respectfully the only good Bears quarterback of the franchise, (besides Sid Luckman).
Josh: Hey, did you see Justin Fields last night?
Mike: I know, he is the savior of the Chicago Bears.
by speedyadventure November 03, 2023
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Justin and alysia

A couple of people who wear blue hoodies and someone from Canada but they make sure to keep it a secret and not tell anyone
Justin and alysia are so cute
by Rodrigues November 16, 2022
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justin fox

Is a person who makes fun of himself but truly deep down is hurt. Always getting mad at one of his friends for little to no reason. Any male named Justin Fox is not allowed to grow past 5 foot 6. Finds gay jokes funny yet offensive at the same time.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020
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