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Free the bong

When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
Stoner 1: I’m way too high bro, I gotta free the bong.
Stoner 2: Agreed, I’m stoned as fuck too.
by Ktayah February 3, 2018
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Free pass

Something not everybody has had.
The outsider girl thought everything was to everybody what it was to her, a silly, pointless battle for supremacy where nothing was sacred but winning. She thought somebody else's ground to stand was hers to walk all over, because she had had a free pass to do so for so long.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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Rent free

Jack: remember that one time when we beat yall

Marquis: man we live rent free in y’all’s heads
by NoLimitSean78 October 30, 2023
mugGet the Rent freemug.

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
mugGet the get off scot-freemug.

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.
Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!
by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022
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free speech

Something in which the phone company does not believe.
I just got my telephone bill today. Unless I pay a small fortune, they're sending in the phone cops. Ouch!

I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
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