Dad

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Hey wanna come over to my dad's house?
whats that?
a house?
no, a dad?

by TittyTwister9000 April 28, 2021

dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad

by yoyo yomama May 18, 2022

Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA

Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been

by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021

Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive

Damn, my dad just died!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

DAD

hes not here...

wheres my dad?

by a good wiff December 14, 2017

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 25, 2020

Dad

A living plant

Hey do you see that dad over , it’s gorgeous

by Gwart March 26, 2018