Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.

Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat”

by Jones1973 March 24, 2024

Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

by Pseudonym of a false analogy July 8, 2022

Walking Thesaurus

A walking thesaurus is a person with good vocabulary who knows many definitions of words. A thesaurus is a book that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts which is usually called a dictionary, hence the word walking refers to the human being.

Person 1: I know what odd means, I did English home language at school.
Person 2: Just because you did English home language, that doesn't mean you're a walking thesaurus.

by Thedarkfact July 11, 2022

Walking Sitcom

The act or personality of a person who repeatedly uses wordplay in most social interactions.

So he and I were making dad jokes constantly near her and she didn't care for consistent use of puns. We were a walking sitcom.

by MrMotivation July 12, 2022

Walking L

When a guy like Emre is constantly losing in life I.e working in cola and getting zero pussy. Someone who's always tired because of his garbage job (even though he claims it's the best job there ever is).

JEG DRIKKER VANN, DA. A walking L.

by Sæddp July 15, 2022

Walking

Moving in a slow pace to your destination.

She was walking to 711.

by deez dick. July 15, 2022