Hard

A hard cock, harder than steel or diamond

"James had a hard boner last night"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

hard country

A fusion genre of alternative metal/melodic metalcore with country

Bilmuri is an example of hard country

by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025

hard black bong

Your moms penis

You saw mommys "hard black bong"?

by Jeffs sucks ur moms bong January 14, 2022

HARD LAUNCH

it is lauching with a hard dick inside ur girl

i hard launched in alizabeth

by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025

A Hard 25

A UFC fight where one is willing to keep the same fast Pace for all 5 rounds which is 25 minutes

Tony Ferguson is ready to go a hard 25

by Your auntie crib March 22, 2020

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019