takeema 

A beautiful girl who can make anyone smile and brighten up there days just by hearing hear laugh or seeing her smile. You would b lost without this girl if you ever went out with her

Takeema you're bold and there is no one like you. You're loyal as fuck and dgaf!

takeema by Badass0524 December 21, 2016

Project Takeover 

A private society of soccer players striking to change the domination of football over soccer in the United states. The project plans to do so in three steps: First, have a have a better record than the football team. Second, go to playoffs(or further in playoffs than the football team). Finally, be able to party all day and all night, smoke, drink or whatever, while doing so. It is currently a success and is continuing its dominace over football into the future and beyond.

Person 1: How'd the football team do on friday?
Person 2: Who cares those soccer players and project takeover is doing why better.

Project Takeover by Scottmetts August 27, 2006

honkey takeover 

When whites take over a neighborhood, making everybody else move out.

Woman: My rent just went up!
Woman 1: My rent went up too, since those whites move in.
Man: It's a honkey takeover!

honkey takeover by honkeydefinitionabsolutefact April 9, 2008

takedownman

Kanoa Gill aka takedownman is a popular YouTube user. He is famous for constantly lying about his past and for popularizing deep web sites on the tor network so they all get shut down. He claimed to be an mma badass but video has surfaced of him getting KO'd in less that 20 seconds in his only professional fight against rex Richards. He claims to be a hacker yet he uses windows and not Linux and thinks using Norton will protect him from viruses lol...

Oscar: "Hey Chad! Takedownman just released his 7th video this year about how he's homeless and how we need to donate money to his gofundme!"

Chad: "hmmm that's strange in a previous video he mentioned that he's earning upwards of $2k a month off these videos. I'm beginning to think he's a lying con artist sack of shit!"

takedownman by Ginny Gill January 25, 2016

taken by the horn

when a person is overcome by feelings of intense sexual attraction to another

Crack... "so guru, u got lucky last night?"
Guru... "yeah some poor girl got taken by the horn"
Crack... "so, what happened?"
Guru... "I smashed the hell out of her"
Crack... "job done"
Guru... "and ut"

taken by the horn by LukeTheGuru July 14, 2006

Takeawait 

The inevitable, exaggeratedly monotonous wait once a takeaway has been ordered where everyone gets increasingly irritable and hungry.

'I ordered that burger 45 minutes ago ... HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO DO A BURGER AND CHIPS?'

...

'I WANT A BURGER!'

...

'This takeawait is killing me. I'm starving.'

Takeawait by Schamael September 15, 2011

Takeru 

Anything that explodes when you put it in the microwave.

make sure you only put that takeru in for 7 seconds

Takeru by heuheu February 6, 2014