Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.

"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."

by ValoKire April 21, 2008

double sock rule

Wearing two pairs of socks cancels out the sock rule

Jayden- I’m wearing 2 pairs of socks so it definitely can’t cancel the sock rule

Abraham-awe your gay now it cancels it out that’s on the double Sock Rule

by Crewstabber January 30, 2020

Pussy Rules of Engagement

The rules certain gamers or server admins put on gameplay to restrict normal function of the game and make it easier for them to play. For instance, disallowing shotguns, grenade launchers, or camping in first person shooters. Can be shortened to PRE or PRoE. Alternate version is "Panzy Rules of Engagement."

This server is running on pussy rules of engagement, I'm going somewhere else.

by anonymous7 July 5, 2012

Space Rule 18

No fat chicks

When inviting women to a party always remember Space Rule 18.

by chukheston May 26, 2018

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

Red Light Rule

It is the act of making out with your significant other when stopped at a red light. This you have to do every time. Period.

My girlfriend and I always obey the red light rule. We love it!

Stacy broke up with her boyfriend after he failed to obey the red light rule three times in a row.

by lord0caedus May 28, 2010

Joe Z Rule

A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.

Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.

by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008