Rule 0 

Don’t Fuck With Cats- Originated in a NetFlix documentary (Don’t F*** with Cats), it is described as an “unwritten rule” / Precautionary Warning to people who post in online media not to create content that demonstrates the abuse, neglect, or cruelty towards cats / kittens (and extending to pretty much all little furry creatures).

It basically implies that there are hordes of people who love / support animals, and these people will go to great lengths to identify & retaliate against the abuser for their cruel actions, up to and including using illicit means to identify the abuser, and in turn, assaulting or even killing the assaulter and their friends/ family.

Although anything goes on the internet, that dumb fuck didn’t follow Rule 0 when he posted himself killing a cat on YouTube. Animal activists tracked his IP, burned down his mothers house and then went to his work and beat his fucking ass to unconsciousness!

Rule 0 by Urbn.pllbx December 18, 2019

3 second rule 

The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.

Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."

3 second rule by GF May 21, 2006

Runescape 

It wouldn’t be horrible to say lion share of the reviews on this game are extremely biased and opinionated, forsaking the fact and logic. “This game is very addictive!”, “Graphics don’t matter”.. These are all (wrong) opinions.

Like all MMORPG’s, RuneScape shares the most common characteristic of all of them; Numerical based stats, and the boring, time-consuming, and above all repetive acts of acheiving them. All MMORPG’s are basically an insult to a person’s intelligence; it’s always the same dull thing. No surprises, just buffing up your avatar/character.

Gameplay:
Point, click. The only instances where one would use the keyboard would be chatting — Trust me, there isn’t much worth talking to.

What’s wrong, not in depth enough? The generality holds true for the entire game. God forbid someone tried to simplify the repetive actions in the game with a macro! This forsakes the TRUE users, who perform the mind-numbingly simple actions for hours on end, by hand! Those PERVERTS.

PvP:
Point, click.

Community:
A pedophiles paradise; Not one runescape user has even a follicle of public hair.

On the message boards, one of the rules is not to mention competitive games (Blatant fucking bureaucracy).

Updates:
“With other updates featuring clockwork toys, fairground grabbing claws and rocking chairs, we know you won’t be disappointed!”

Rocking chairs? Holy shit.. I mean, fuck World of Warcraft’, we got chairs that ROCK… That isn’t worth 5 dollars a month, in my book, especially in the year 2006.

"RuneScape is so addictive!"

"I'm an idiot because I use the word I in my runescape definition!"

"It consumed my life, It's runescape"

Runescape by Tony Eberly May 23, 2006

runescape 

1-One of the worst games ever made
2-A game that ruins peoples life and causes them to not go outside and become losers

My friend never comes outside since he started to play runescape

runescape by Matt The Best person ever June 12, 2005

Rule 38 

Analogous to Rules 34 through 37, Rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. This is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.

"Half-Life 2: Episode Two had those really scary Hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies."
"Christ, Rule 38."
"WTF is rule 38?"
"It's like all the other Rule 3x's, but about plushies."

Rule 38 by Flatterland October 15, 2008

Runescape 

A game developed by the British company JaGeX (Java Gaming eXperts) the game became massively popular among young people (under 13 year olds even though the games rules state you must be 13+) the game lost a significant amount of popularity after the loss of "PKing" (player killing) even though it was a small part of the game and you could still kill other players the mind of an eleven year old is i want it my way and if i don't get it ill have a hissy fit.

Z0MG Y D00S JOGUX T4K3 UT PK1NG
1 H4T3 U JOOGX!!111
1 W4NT 0LD RO0NESC4P3!!!11

Runescape - the massive online adventure game by Jgex Ltd.

Runescape by Zarfay April 19, 2008

rule 93 

Rule 93 is one of the many rules of the internet
It states that every suspicious link on the internet is Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”, until proven not Rick Astley.

Dude 1: “I am NOT going to click that link, because of Rule 93.”
Dude 2: “What’s Rule 93?”
Dude 1: “It’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”
Dude 2: “What The Fuck.”

rule 93 by dalodejune October 16, 2019