lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.

Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.

by Nicothebear September 13, 2018

machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.

Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew

by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018

Silk Nut

The ejaculation of a very rich man during "certain acts of kindness ".

I'm tasting a silk nut so i know im getting paid tonight!

by LuvL42 September 27, 2018

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

nut and dash

Nut and dash is a last priority when paying for a check alone or when you have no money to pay for your meal

Sue: last night when I was working my shit someone left some white stuff all over the check book but there was no money
Josh: uhh you know what that is
Sue what?
Josh you just had a nut and dash...

by Woahfacts---686 May 21, 2018

Sick Nuts

A term used by stoners in Australia meaning multiple things. Sick Nuts can
Be used to show interest in something and saying something is Cool

“Oi dude just got some killer weed”,
“Sick nuts”

After a night with the boys..

“Cunt that was asick nuts night”

by Sickestnut May 22, 2018

transition nut

When you cum during the transition sequence of a pornographic film or cumming while porn starts switch positions.

Man that would have been a great jerk of session if I didn't transition nut!

by Ahab2727 May 30, 2018