Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

Simp Law by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

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street law

1. DIY revenge law.
2. Inquisitorial law, finding someone guilty before you punish them, forcing them to have to prove their innocence for the punishment to stop.
3. When official police officers, prosecutors, and lawyers use subterfuge to attack someone with charge in the penal code to really punish you based on status (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, political view)

1. Under street law, for talking to the police you would get at least 2 black eyes and a broken leg or arm, up to death.

2. Those prosecutors are using street law to accuse you of criminal trespass, to get at you for being black. Don't trust them!
3. When someone applies street law, you need to think about the reason you're getting iced. No one's gonna tell you why.

street law by Joey2dope May 20, 2023

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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique

Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑

Kyles Law by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023

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Baylor Law School

Where Christian fundamentalists go to law school to learn how to deprive rights, persecute others, coerce contracts, file frivolous suits, impose harsh sentences, and scam the courts in the name of so-called "religious freedom" in secret boot camps that other law students don't know about.

Jew:" He's actually arguing that he his religious freedom gives him the right to harass and kill Jews and gays!"

Gay: Oh my, he must have gone to Baylor Law School. God speed!

The Baylor Law School prosecutor said "sign here and confess, right now, or else they're gonna impose serious consequences and add another charge. You don't want that do you? Sign here."

The Baylor Law School Judge's ruling was: "Because the defendant was smoking a fag in a school zone, we're imposing the maximum sentence of 20 years to send a clear message to the public that "smoking fags" on school premises is a serious offense."

I wish I could get into Baylor Law School.

Baylor Law School by Joey2dope May 25, 2023