Is a generaly nice guy however at times often says his mothers naem during sex. other than that josh's are the second bet people out there with great comebacks and good roasts however josh's often have small dicks
Veronica:Hey Josh gave it to me last night
Bianca:ha thats pathetic his dick is so small
Veronica: Dont talk about my josh like that he cant control his dick size
Bianca:ha thats pathetic his dick is so small
Veronica: Dont talk about my josh like that he cant control his dick size
by xXxVenomxXx October 16, 2018

A Dedede weeb who spends a large amount of time listening to the Thomas the Tank Engine OST. Calls his brother a paedophile and can't believe the size of Dedede's cheeks. Wore Johns in Primary School.
by AlexHenryThicc July 19, 2019

1) substitute for the words "tight," "sick," or "wicked cool"
2) a tattoo apprentice
3) one of the best franz a gal could have
2) a tattoo apprentice
3) one of the best franz a gal could have
by J@D3 October 25, 2008

A sentence used to challenge someone with the same name as yours to mock fight.The person that looses the fight cannot keep it's name.
Person 1:"You have no right to have that name,I challenge you to a Josh fight!"
Person 2:"Fine,where and when shall we meet?"
Person 2:"Fine,where and when shall we meet?"
by Praenuntient April 25, 2021

The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
