fart house

A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions

The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Water Fart

When you fart in or on water.

"I was in the pool, and I water farted"

by Dr.Darq November 27, 2013

Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

by Cumpman April 20, 2016

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

Thigh Fart

The sound of a woman's exposed thighs as she slides across leather or vinyl type upholstery.

My date just thigh farted as she slid out of my leather Lamborghini seats in her short-shorts.

by Octopus1000 September 10, 2011

Load fart

Gaseous release after waking up from a night of bareback cum dumping. The fermented load may bubble or foam around the sphincter in accompaniment of said release.

Depending on the virility of the swimmers and the depth of their climb this can be experienced though out an entire day.

"Damn it bitch, load fart in my pants. You really gotta stop blowing in my ass"
"Ugh what is that rank, did you just blow a load fart?"

by Wonderealm January 1, 2012

fart-pussy

A person, usually male, who cannot sanely stand someone farting near him.

Someone who is deathly afraid or retarded about farts.

"Victor is such a fart-pussy, he acts like a little girl every time I fart next to him. WTF, deal with it, be a man!"

by LeandroMan August 22, 2009