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monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.
Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.
monkey nut by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009
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atomic nut drop 

The process of pushing a person off a balcony after a sexual encounter followed by ejaculating over the edge as they fall in hopes of hitting them with the ejaculatory fluid before the victim can reach the ground.
After Bob was finished fucking Tiffany up the ass, he preformed an atomic nut drop from their hotel room balcony. Tiffany died. It was worth it.
atomic nut drop by DMeiser September 7, 2008

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts
Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!
monkey nut by URASuka June 18, 2009

butt-nut 

One who is nuts for butts, that is, an anal sex enthusiast. Can refer to straight or gay people, though it is likely to be taken as offensive when used to describe a gay person.
Remember that girl I started hooking up with at the party? Turns out she's a total butt-nut. Fortunately, she's really anal about personal hygiene.
butt-nut by Vulgaris Tunge April 1, 2005

suck a nut 

Stop being so fucking annoying...go shuck a nut!!!
suck a nut by Ashley P December 15, 2003

bust a nut 

refers to when a dude ejaculates
Man, Brandon bust a nut on that girl face and belly
bust a nut by DEBABYGIRL December 28, 2005