Chainsaw Job

When a Man Lines up 6 or more women in a row on their knees, and with an erect penis, Runs his penis back and forth amongst the Puckered lips for the women, Thus looking like The Blades on a chainsaw.

Derek took the Entire College Cheerleader Squad to Dinner, and was gracious enought to pay, so all the girls returned the favor with a chainsaw job.

Todd Chainsaw Jobbed all the teachers he never liked because he knew they wouldn't appreciate it.

Chainsaw Job by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

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Bow Job

Using the inside of the elbow as a substitute for a hand while masturbating.

"That was quite a vigorous bow job she just gave me!"

"My hands are sore, I'll just have a bow job."

Bow Job by The Bow Master May 2, 2010

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Soft Job

When a woman lays down on her back with her head hanging over the edge and a man rests his flaccid penis in her mouth as she tongues very fast. The soft job always preceeds a regular blowjob.

My penis was dangling in her mouth the other day and i got the best soft job.

Soft Job by DrBlazeD May 11, 2010

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Zip Job

The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.

"I gave myself a zip job last night."

"OMG, are you okay?"

"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."

Zip Job by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008