speeding-Jesus 

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

speeding-Jesus by heathcat June 15, 2019

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.

Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS

smoke Jesus by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019

Pink Jesus 

A term used for Pepto Bismol

Meagan: my stomach hurts.

Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.

Pink Jesus by BUTT0N September 18, 2019

Geneva Jesus

Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".

Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.

"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9

Geneva Jesus by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019

Zaddy Jesus is sus 

A handsome man that is suspicious

Zaddy Jesus Is sus while playing among us

Zaddy Jesus is sus by FreePeche October 8, 2020

Lube Jesus 

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you

Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021

zoidberg Jesus 

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus

whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus

zoidberg Jesus by the-great-jet December 1, 2021