brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

by Browner83 June 7, 2013

brown lounge

An upscale bathroom, such as at a fancy restaurant

Jim excused himself from the table to visit the brown lounge.

by Jackson Brownie February 28, 2014

weldon brown

A male in his 50s whom drives a pedovan. He trolls public pools and matinee movies to creep on little kids.

He's a Weldon Brown

by Tom Patterson2 March 23, 2014

brown breakfast

Exactly what you think it is. No, really.

"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"

"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"

by THE Big Stiff April 25, 2014

brown willis

when you take a turd (long shit) and let your girlfriend play with it during sex

I'm putting the Brown Willis in the condom for sex later

by clyons55 April 26, 2014

brown palmer

Opening your hand and spreading your fingers whilst anal fisting.

Watch-out for that one... He's a Brown Palmer, and I'm still sore.

by owainthepoen April 28, 2014

mystically brown

A fine man who is ethnically ambiguous. I.e. Lenny kravitz

Lenny kravitz is mystically brown.

by Elbow bones April 28, 2014