Brain Wash

When you turbo piss into someone's ear until their eardrum bursts and the pee fills up their head.

When your mom was on her knees with the intention of sucking me off, I turned her head 90 degrees and brain washed her.

by Luzon March 9, 2026

Braincano

Another way of expressing that your “brain is exploding”

“Bro this math is so hard I just had a braincano”

by jqfa February 16, 2025

Brain Fart

A "brain fart" refers to a temporary lapse in memory or judgment, like forgetting something simple or making a silly mistake

he had a brain fart and completely forgot his own phone number.

by Cruellanj March 25, 2025

Brain Pussy

A person who tries to weasel out of answering hypothetical questions.

Mike: Would you rather a guy nutted in your ass or in your mouth? Jason: stfu I would never have to choose between those options. Mike: Don't be a Brain Pussy and just answer the question.

by bitchAds March 25, 2025

Brain-Maxing

Brain-Maxing or Brain maximising is a term for one to expand parts of or their full cognitive function by shifting perception by using external stimulus to reach full mental potential.

When a friend gives you their perceptive on a topic that’s different to your, and you use it to improve the way you understand that topic/ the way you engage with it through the process of Brain-Maxing.

by Jaysean Sononga April 26, 2025

Brain Person

A person who doesn't use their brain, but is always in their head.

Brain Person example:
Not using brain: Ahh maybe I should eat these copper wires now.
Inside of head: I'm not capable of upholding productive habits; there must be something wrong with me.

by thawout May 11, 2025

brain

Something that the majority of the human population lacks, despite having evolved to increase its size.

Humanity is quite stupid. This is because TikTok removes people's brains.

by HackerDragon9999 May 16, 2025