Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024

ditto dad

A father/dad of two or more people.

My sister and I look completely different but we have a ditto dad.

by Franzy72 January 7, 2025

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 September 30, 2020

ur dad

The best way to defeat someone when in a ur mom argument.

Person 1: Hey Carellius, what'sup?
Person 2: ur mom
Person 1: no u
Person 2: No, ur mom
Person 1: No, ur dad.
Person 2 dies instantly.

by Jefferious January 20, 2020

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

DADS

day after drinking shits.

Last night was wild. Got a bad case of the DADS this morning...

by grillmaster21 July 10, 2019

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018