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Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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Acadia Middle School

Gowana Middle School and Koda Middle School, but in rich kid flavor.

In reality, not e v e r y o n e here is rich. But that's the stereotype that's been put on it, so... yeah.

Here you will find: Kids complaining about the stereotype, kids that (kinda actually fit the stereotype) vehemently deny it, kids that don't give half a shit (some of the rational ones), kids that joke about it (also rational, may overlap with the ones that don't care), and kids that are unaware of it (somehow).

A lot of the teachers are pretty cool. Some suck. Some are terrifying but decent teachers.

Some kids bring their switches to school. Actually, this happens at all the three middle schools.

Everyone here is pretty similar overall, compared to Gowana and Koda. The schools are all connected... what did you expect to happen?

The school is pretty good overall. You will survive your couple of years here. Probably.
Child: Dude, I walked through Acadia Middle School yesterday, and I saw like twelve kids with airpods.

Child 2: Well duh, it's the rich kid school.
by GrilledCheeseWizard March 2, 2019
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asheville middle school

it’s just a public school full of retards and nic. i recommend going, if you go to any other school you are weird
person one: guess what

person two: what

person one: we aren’t aloud to go to the water fountains at my school

person two: why

person one: we are apparently getting too much social time

person two : what school do you go to

person one: asheville middle school
by nonamedcoolperson November 23, 2021
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Middle School

A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends
Oh, that poor fifth grader is coming to our middle school next year
by Barthalamule is my son April 9, 2020
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Woodland Middle School

Woodland Middle School (in Arabic: مدرسة وودلاند المتوسطة) is a Jihadist terrorist-owned hostage camp located in central Syria. All operations in the camp are headed by Jihad former head Tinuuki Fraankiiyah (in Arabic: طنوك فرانكييه)
Hostages who misbehave or try to escape are famously dropped from the roof in a bag and stoned to death.
Inside the building, hostages are heavily guarded, attacked and killed. Conflicts can sometimes result in infighting.

Being the largest standing terrorist building in Syria, an estimated 2,800,000 people have been killed by Jihad members since 1990.

Several unsucessful raids on the location by the United States Military have been conducted since 1965. The latest raid was conducted in 2021.
The building is also supposedly a weapons storage center and may have tight connections with Syria's central government.
US Journalist: How many hostages did you kill at Woodland Middle School?
Former Jihadist: 157.
by tajiknationalist1312 December 29, 2023
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Pierce middle school

a middle school in Waterford Michigan with a bunch of wanna be drug dealers and is the definition of hell, everyone thinks they are ghetto, emo, dark goth or gangster and they bathrooms are always closed because of vapers 👎 this school needs immediate help!
Pierce middle school needs new teachers and help
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