Realgoating

Used in contrast to fakegoating, when someone legitimately is, in fact, the GOAT.

Person one: I’m boutta whoop you in this 1v1
Person two: nah bro your actually busted
Person three: no dawg, he’s legit realgoating

by BigChungus1488 May 24, 2024

real nigga

some guy who is black and real

"Jamal is a real nigga"

by weirdguy_xd May 27, 2024

Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.

That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024

Real

Shorter term for relatable

“I have a big pp”
“Real”

by ElmoHasAKnife June 12, 2024

real life g

Jarelle Franklin AKA: Jb cooney

Damn Jarelle you are a real life g!

by K money12 July 3, 2024

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024

Real World Retarded

Someone that doesn’t have the ability to function /operate in the "Real World"

Tim cant even file his taxes properly he must be Real World Retarded.

by Unknown-user-idc September 18, 2024