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Gone the way of Jesse

The act of disappearing suddenly and inexplicably like Jesse Evans, noted outlaw.
John: "Where is Tom?"
Chris: "I haven't seen him in months - he musta gone the way of Jesse."
by BigDaddyNac March 6, 2024
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When you put it that way

When you turn it that way. It looks like an hourglass. When you put it that way 90 degrees clockwise it looks like a figure 8.
When you put it that way I gain a whole new view and perspective and the part of my brain that centers on vision and imagination lights up.
by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019
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450 All The Way

"450 All The Way" is a symbolic message from the universe encouraging individuals to instigate transformative changes in their lives, fostering greater stability and success. This numerical combination, '450,' serves as a sign that it's time to break free from feelings of stagnation and pursue one's goals with determination. The restlessness or sense of being stuck is a cue to take proactive steps towards personal aspirations. Importantly, it signals that the chosen path is aligned with the cosmic forces, urging persistence and discouraging surrender in the face of challenges.
The phrase "All the way" underscores a commitment to the journey and a profound belief in oneself. It is a reminder that progress and success are attainable through dedicated effort and trust in one's abilities. Essentially, "450 All The Way" serves as a motivational reminder that individuals possess the capability to shape their desired lives, and by embracing this numerical guidance, they are encouraged to take bold and confident strides toward realizing their dreams.
''I am about to 450 my life around''
''fuck it, 450 all the way''
by Don Woodrif December 17, 2023
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ally way

Doing things the ally way!
📣the ally way📣
by Ally-Dawson June 8, 2021
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Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.
Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.
by Elninio December 4, 2023
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Alamosa Way

A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.

To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.

Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench

The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch

Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
by XSP8 July 7, 2025
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Thicky Three-way

When you find at least one curvy bitch who bout as thick as two, and another girl who are both down to smash.
“Hey RJ, I saw you talking to those BBWs, did you secure the Thicky three-way?”
by Andy Anus June 13, 2023
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