Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.

Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

by Katarax April 21, 2015

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Happy

When you are excited about stupidity and do overaction for no reason

Dude, I am so happy I want to eat a whole shark

by MY REAL AME February 25, 2024

happy typer

A happy types is someone who gains happiness by typing. They usually sit on an electronic device all day, and are probably an aspiring writer, if not one already. Most just like to write fanfiction

"Dude, Danny's always on his computer typing all day? Does he even get any sleep?"
"No, he's one happy typer!"

by Haha I evil April 21, 2022

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

Happy (gay)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to the word "gay".

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Happy (gay)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025