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Golden Boat 

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo
Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.
Golden Boat by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Golden Cobra 

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.
Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.
Golden Cobra by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

golden cherry spritzer 

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.
She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".
golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey
“Your very golden, Emma.”

Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
“I know.”
Golden by heiheigolden April 12, 2022

Golden-Alpaca Moment 

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.